the-vegan-muser:

life hack: avoid expensive hospital bills by having your baby at Panera!

the-vegan-muser:

life hack: avoid expensive hospital bills by having your baby at Panera!

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

beyonseh:

"not all-"

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

sp00kydarvill:

I don’t even know what to say

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid